A random lists of things that never seem to make any sense for me
- Lift man- that old about to topple over and die man that has been employed for the sole purpose of floor number. Everyone can press the floors numbers and am sure that disabled people also have some way of doing so.
- Cinema usherer- They check the ticket at the entrance to the complex and then again at the hall, then the need to recheck if I am indeed me, at the time of sitting on my seat makes no sense. The torch guy, who would when i was a kid at least walk me to my seat was a different story.
- Tongue piercings- First of all OUCH!!!! and y in the world would u want something metallic all the time. How do you kiss or eat or do anything?
- Coasters- I get it... dont pounce on me. get the value it brings, the ring marks, the table wax getting all mushy but really can we stop it there please
- Men with pocket combs, with comb peeking out
- Gym preening- staring at your tummy after each set.
- Buying large belts and then looping the belt twice over
- Beards that hang off the chin, osama does not set fashion trends
- Polka dots- SPECIALLY polka dotted sardar turbans
- Miniature dogs- Chuwabas
- Eating like a lady, with the fork and knife, for each round.
- Scratching your balls and hand holding
- Goldy Don- ello I am from Dubai, see I flash gold on my finger, wrist and all over
- Shirts not tucked in
- Louis Vitton luggage collection
- Golf
- Diet Beer
- Sugarfree chocolate
- sport shoes with formal pants
- sunglasses in the night, perched on hair
- flossing
- matching shoes with handbags, hairband, wrist band and nail paint. Filing nails. hate filing nails
- Taboo on entering temples, if a girl has her period
- virginity
- Suicides and War. Unselfishness of soldiers. Heroic and something I never ever could do
- Size zero
- Plastic surgery for nose, ears and silicon
- RSS and shivsena and orthodox
- Malai and toast. Butter and Jam. White butter
- Plain milk
- Filmstars performing at weddings
- Mosquitoes
- Awards. What is the big deal about getting an award
- Aspiration to own a BENZ
- Forced marriages. Caste restrictions
- Milky tea
- Rabri
- Bengalis dress sense
Hhhmmm... interesting! I agree with many on the list! Tongue piercing would be first in the list! In fact wonder why people go for any kind of body piercing!!
ReplyDeleteBut beard hanging down the chin is ok....after all different people have different file staements!
Must say it was pretty good read!Appreciate some frank and honest stuff